Episode 18
Bastard Season 2 Episode 1 Watch Along
The Southern Senpais watch Netflix's Bastard Season 2, episode 1 in this special watch along! Tune in for all the fun!
Transcript
Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show where small town Southerners explore
Speaker:big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
Speaker:What's going on y'all?
Speaker:It's Southern Senpais, two Southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:And what are we doing today, DJ?
Speaker:Today's gonna be a watch along episode.
Speaker:Uh, today we are watching Bastard Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy.
Speaker:Season 2?
Speaker:Season 2 from Netflix, so...
Speaker:Episode 1.
Speaker:We have actually, uh, both of us have previously seen the first season.
Speaker:Nicholas is very fond of this anime.
Speaker:I personally think it's I do think it's funny.
Speaker:I think it's pretty good.
Speaker:He he I don't I don't hate it.
Speaker:He likes to think that I do, but I don't.
Speaker:He liked to turn his nose up at it.
Speaker:Because it's not a, you know.
Speaker:It's because it's not my type of anime.
Speaker:So because of that, he's like, Oh, you only like anime that's good.
Speaker:I mean, kind of.
Speaker:This is good.
Speaker:It is good.
Speaker:But like, it's not like, it's not like I was like, you know, whatever.
Speaker:That's not the point.
Speaker:The point is that it's not VLAN Saga or attack on Titan.
Speaker:I get it.
Speaker:Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker:It's Vin.
Speaker:Uh, but you say that these are, this is better than those.
Speaker:I think it's . So anyway, I think it's a different category.
Speaker:We're gonna a watch along.
Speaker:I'm not trying to make the beginning part super long.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Watch it on Netflix.
Speaker:Just saying.
Speaker:Oh, also, we do have, we are, we do have our scene enhancers, and something
Speaker:that our, uh, someone DM'd us and asked us about our scene enhancers,
Speaker:um, we do not condone drinking alcohol.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Please drink responsibly.
Speaker:Uh, uh, please be of age to drink responsibly.
Speaker:But, uh, Nicholas and I are of age, and uh, what was our seed
Speaker:enhancer called today, Nicholas?
Speaker:It's called, uh, mead.
Speaker:Yes, We Drinking Mead.
Speaker:It is specifically from the Moonlight Meadery, our favorite mead place, and
Speaker:this one's called Curtis Apple Pie.
Speaker:One of the best ones they sell.
Speaker:And we're actually not sponsored by them.
Speaker:No, we're not.
Speaker:We just, we just have it.
Speaker:We just like it.
Speaker:Yeah, it's, it's, it's really fun.
Speaker:I don't know if you ever get a chance.
Speaker:Alright, on to the episode.
Speaker:So, if you're watching with us, I'm at zero, all, all the zeros.
Speaker:I'll play it in three, two, one, play.
Speaker:But um, there's the big N.
Speaker:Oh, I am black.
Speaker:I would just like to say that.
Speaker:I am an African American.
Speaker:I'm glad you said it and not me.
Speaker:I'm already off to a great start.
Speaker:I'm already off to a great start.
Speaker:I know Nicholas's mom listens to this, so Miss Killian, just know
Speaker:that it is me, DJ, who said that.
Speaker:Your son is safe.
Speaker:Who is this guy?
Speaker:Who is that guy?
Speaker:Who are these guys?
Speaker:That's the guy from last season.
Speaker:Ah, of course.
Speaker:The Sorcerer's Shogun.
Speaker:Oh, that's, that's uh, That's the Sorcerer's Shogun, yes.
Speaker:Oh, yeah, this is the time lapse from last season is two years, right?
Speaker:I forgot this we forgot to say that Well, I mean we wouldn't have to
Speaker:say he's telling us that right now.
Speaker:Oh He's apparently seen this before yeah jump the gun a
Speaker:little bit huh just a little bit
Speaker:But why
Speaker:why why are you gonna kill everyone again?
Speaker:Is he just evil?
Speaker:Oh, you're the guy of destruction.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:That clears it up.
Speaker:You know, how every guy thinks, I'm gonna wipe out the world and
Speaker:build it back the way I want.
Speaker:That usually just means more, more women, usually.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And I'm like the only guy, that's usually what that means.
Speaker:Hey, yo!
Speaker:Oh, they have this tiny, like, subtext on the bottom that's in Japanese
Speaker:that we don't know what this says.
Speaker:Yeah, we don't know what that means.
Speaker:Samurai!
Speaker:Samurai Jack!
Speaker:I really hope it is Samurai.
Speaker:Is it Samurai Jack?
Speaker:It's probably, it's probably not, but like, oh, it's, it's his son.
Speaker:It's this guy.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:I, I, I really like how they have these giant shoulder pads.
Speaker:I'm really digging the 80's shoulder pads, yeah.
Speaker:Hit him with the fireball, bro.
Speaker:Well, I mean, you clearly have not conquered the kingdom.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Did you guys just, you guys just got taken over with, like, like, earlier today.
Speaker:This man has like a very nice collar and dress pants, where are you from?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:This does not look like ancient times.
Speaker:Well.
Speaker:And as I said, I came in the feet of such a crook.
Speaker:That is a
Speaker:badass sword.
Speaker:Cause he is the Sorcerer Shogun.
Speaker:Did he murder everyone there?
Speaker:Oh, he did.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:WOW!
Speaker:That guy was eating beets, clearly.
Speaker:That's all his problem was.
Speaker:Too many beets.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:Shogun.
Speaker:Shogun.
Speaker:They only have shoulder pads.
Speaker:That's the only armor they have.
Speaker:They have, they're all wearing dress pants.
Speaker:Have you noticed this?
Speaker:They have like a buckle and everything.
Speaker:I like how he's like, you know what?
Speaker:I'm gonna be business casual today while I'm gonna go out to hero people.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:I mean, I do that.
Speaker:your days of the classic
Speaker:team battle was stolen from the room yes sir I will make you so sore but
Speaker:enough to avoid a feud i've seen
Speaker:you somewhere before of course not in a shade
Speaker:Wait, Joshua.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yeah, that was the whole point.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Shut up, bitch.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Little fan art.
Speaker:Little fan service.
Speaker:Real fan service there.
Speaker:Little more fan service.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:You don't wear pants.
Speaker:She has no nipples.
Speaker:I think I think they're being covered by the by the red pieces there.
Speaker:Oh
Speaker:Yeah Yes,
Speaker:I only have one shoulder pad
Speaker:Well time to enhance the scene real fast
Speaker:Cheers
Speaker:It's so smooth, like the music is really good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:It is.
Speaker:Who told you that?
Speaker:Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker:These eyebrows, bro.
Speaker:Wow, the one swipe?
Speaker:You got one swiped?
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Laying down, passed out.
Speaker:Who let this girl do this?
Speaker:Titties flopping all over the place.
Speaker:She's like, bending over.
Speaker:For those of you who don't know, There's a whole bunch of fanservice in this
Speaker:anime, Cause it's supposed to be, like, It's like, it's like, it's like, It's
Speaker:supposed to make fun of fanservice.
Speaker:Make fun of anime, basically.
Speaker:This anime makes fun of anime.
Speaker:This anime makes fun of anime.
Speaker:And how ridiculous it is.
Speaker:But like, in satire, in a satire way, That's actually funny.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Instead of them just saying like, Oh, isn't this funny?
Speaker:Like, they don't say it out loud, But it's very clear.
Speaker:And it's like, uh, uh, it's obvious, like, the only thing honest about
Speaker:this anime is like the love of 80s anime that's clearly based off of Ha
Speaker:ha!
Speaker:Ha ha!
Speaker:Oh ho ho!
Speaker:Man!
Speaker:Her ass is quivering!
Speaker:Ha ha!
Speaker:She got a quivering ass!
Speaker:Ooh, Dark Schneider!
Speaker:Yeah!
Speaker:Dark Schneider!
Speaker:It's me, the protagonist!
Speaker:There's the one slowly walking towards everyone.
Speaker:Who do you think it is?
Speaker:Yoko.
Speaker:Are you sure?
Speaker:I haven't done a face review yet, so you don't really know.
Speaker:Oh look, it's Yoko.
Speaker:It's Yoko.
Speaker:I'm
Speaker:so surprised.
Speaker:Metallicata.
Speaker:It's supposed to be like a hard metal.
Speaker:So, Metallicata.
Speaker:I love the, the, the Mexican.
Speaker:Binininini.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Summary.
Speaker:Oh, dang, bro.
Speaker:She is fine.
Speaker:She, I mean, she is fine, bro.
Speaker:I got, wait, why was your jacket off when you walked in and
Speaker:then you just now put it on?
Speaker:Hey, man.
Speaker:Anime logic.
Speaker:Don't question it.
Speaker:Wait, I thought you guys were murdered.
Speaker:Did you just get up off the floor?
Speaker:Ha Y'all fake it, bro!
Speaker:Y'all fake it, man!
Speaker:You know what's funny?
Speaker:It's like, I bet you, I would've, I don't know, I would've done the same thing.
Speaker:I'm like, oh, he's killing people?
Speaker:Yeah, let me just lie down real fast.
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha!
Speaker:The sorcerer shogun's killing people?
Speaker:Yeah, let me just...
Speaker:Oh no!
Speaker:I'm dead!
Speaker:You got me!
Speaker:Let me take a nap.
Speaker:Oh no!
Speaker:Oh yeah?
Speaker:You promise?
Speaker:Ha ha
Speaker:ha!
Speaker:Yo, no toe so toe.
Speaker:The Dark Schneider.
Speaker:His name is Schneider.
Speaker:It's the greatest name.
Speaker:Oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker:One of the samurais is, is a huge pervert.
Speaker:I will say this, I don't really appreciate the zoom ins on
Speaker:the butts and the tits I get.
Speaker:I'm not gonna do another zoom in on the ass.
Speaker:Uh, I mean on the uh, on the male crotch there.
Speaker:That before in an anime.
Speaker:So he is a uh...
Speaker:Super perv, isn't he?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:He's a super perv.
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:Ha ha ha!
Speaker:Is
Speaker:he wearing a regular t shirt?
Speaker:That's a time traveler.
Speaker:Ha
Speaker:ha
Speaker:ha!
Speaker:Ice!
Speaker:Something wrong?
Speaker:Because you are like eight feet tall, bro.
Speaker:Wasn't this a, weren't you a person before?
Speaker:Yeah, I thought it was, he's a person.
Speaker:Seal the source show gun.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Every time they answer a que ask a question, they're always like, yes.
Speaker:the progress she made.
Speaker:Oh, of course.
Speaker:Next, next question is gonna be, the answer's gonna be yes.
Speaker:Watch this.
Speaker:I'm gonna say yes with 'em.
Speaker:Indeed.
Speaker:Yes, of course.
Speaker:Hang, yes, determination.
Speaker:Oh yeah?
Speaker:So this is the main Yes.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Another word for that's right.
Speaker:How many times did I say yes?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Say yes again.
Speaker:No, you can't do the speech.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:So that was the end of season one.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Obviously because it's season two, episode one, so.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:this dude's such a pervert.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Go kill him.
Speaker:Being a pervert is not part of the samurai way.
Speaker:Hi, I'm a small child, and I turn into the guy who you, uh,
Speaker:Promised your virginity to.
Speaker:Yeah, basically.
Speaker:Did you just kiss this child again?
Speaker:Yeah, that's, that's one.
Speaker:You kiss this child to release the, the, the magical seal
Speaker:that lets the adult within him.
Speaker:I predict that she's going to have to get more and more
Speaker:explicit as the season goes on.
Speaker:Probably.
Speaker:But it's okay since it's an older woman and a small child.
Speaker:Or a small male child.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Because apparently it, it, that way it doesn't matter.
Speaker:But if it's the reverse, it's, it's...
Speaker:Actually, this is anime.
Speaker:They do the reverse, like, all the time, actually.
Speaker:All the time.
Speaker:Whoa, this is the first episode?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:No, this is episode No it's not!
Speaker:Hey, look, I'm Okay.
Speaker:Sorry about that everybody, it just like clicked over to the second episode.
Speaker:I don't know why I did that.
Speaker:Anyway, uh, Nicholas, what'd you think of this first episode that you've
Speaker:seen for the second time apparently?
Speaker:Amazing, man.
Speaker:No, I thought,
Speaker:this is one of my This is, this anime does not take itself seriously
Speaker:at all and makes fun of everything.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:80s, you know, I mean, that's with the shoulder pads, right?
Speaker:Because right, the big shoulder pads, the like, Oh, the name of the Metallica
Speaker:is like the name of the Metallica.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:The name of the city, the over the top, you know, Shatner type,
Speaker:you know, monologues and dialogue.
Speaker:Everyone says yes.
Speaker:After asking a question.
Speaker:You know, the, the over, overarching fanciful armor.
Speaker:Alright, alright, no one cares about that.
Speaker:Let's have some real questions here.
Speaker:When, would you rather be a sorcerer or one of the ninjas?
Speaker:Or would you rather be a samurai?
Speaker:Cause they're clearly, cause they're clearly like distinctions.
Speaker:Uh, I'd rather be a Sorcerer's Shogun.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker:Now, what is your main element?
Speaker:Because clearly, they have a bunch of elements, but like,
Speaker:they clearly have one main one.
Speaker:That they use.
Speaker:Lightning.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Because lightning's the best.
Speaker:Cool.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Well guys, this has been, uh, Southern Senpais.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I will see you next time.
Speaker:See ya.
Speaker:This has been Southern Senpais on Comic Con Radio.
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Speaker:Y'all come back now, ya hear?
